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Cool little tips for around the house

January 27th, 2012

You may have seen these before, you may even use some of them but they were all new ideas to me.

Hull strawberries with a straw. No idea if this really works as slick as it looks like it does.

Keep cut apples from browning as much by lunchtime by reassembling and holding together with a rubber band.

Turn muffin or mini cake pan upside down and press cookie dough over it, making little cookie bowls for ice cream!

I'm guessing the egg needs to be put in the squeezer/shaper while still warm.

 

Art & Science. Together but unrelated… except in an artsy kind of way

January 26th, 2012

Paula Swisher uses old textbook pages and creates art over them. Very nifty contrast. I like the eyes on her other work as well.

I have *got* to find a place to volunteer to work with bats

January 25th, 2012

 

Little acrobat. Furry little terrorist acrobat.

January 23rd, 2012

 

And for the perfect end to a Monday, I get home and the little terrorist is in heat. Sigh. Guess I mistimed the spaying. Poor little thing. Hopefully she’ll got to sleep soon.

Do Ahead Breakfast Bake

January 22nd, 2012

om nom nom

Antidotes. Mine aren’t dandelions, they are bunnies.

January 21st, 2012

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Didn’t I ask for serenity? Now, dammit…

January 20th, 2012

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Edible Planets

January 19th, 2012

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8… hey. Pluto is too a planet!

Awesome!!!!!

January 18th, 2012

I am definitely going to get one of these kits. Or two. More than two would be creepy, right? Right?

Short Story Challenge of the Sith

January 17th, 2012

So, Aggie threw down a gauntlet to write a short story. I don’t consider this scary, Aggie. :)

The Stockyard Girl

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was slight and waifish with raggedly cut dark hair that fell in her eyes. The little girl was never seen wearing anything but a man’s suit coat, much out of style and far too large for her, over a filthy white baggy t-shirt and a pair of overalls with the knees wore to threads and the too-long cuffs frayed into trailing fringe.  No one knew where the girl lived or even what her name was. She was always seen walking between the double railroad tracks down in the old stockyards, sometimes carrying a ratty looking cloth shopping bag adorned with what had once been brightly stylized flowers.

Like a stray animal, she skittered away whenever anyone approached or spoke to her, her eyes downcast and focused on her escape.  Eventually, people quit trying to find out who she was and where her parents were or if she was all alone and needed help.  More often than not, though, she simply blended into the background of the stockyards, grey with dust and spotted with dirt, only her flowered bag interrupting her evolution into chameleon.

Until a well meaning social worker ran across an old and incomplete case file concerning the girl.

The social worker put on her most sensible black shoes, her least threatening grey wool skirt and her mildest cream colored cotton shirt. She made her way from her small apartment where she lived with two goldfish named Ernie and Gomez down to the old stockyards.

She waited through the morning.  Promptly at noon she took a sandwich wrapped in waxed paper out of her black handbag and ate it in small bites, chewing  precisely and carefully as her eyes scanned the graveled lot with its crisscrossing iron rails,  rickety with disuse.  The only thing that disturbed the desolate scene was a mangy dog, so beaten down by life that it didn’t even attempt to beg for scraps of the social worker’s sandwich. It slowly limped along one of the tracks and into the field beyond.

All through the afternoon the social worker waited patiently. As the stockyards gradually became shrouded in long shadows, her attention was drawn by a furtive movement from just inside a large drain pipe in the embankment on the east side of the rails.  The vanishing rays of the sun glinted briefly off of a pair of eyes that peered out from under the scraggly mop of dirty hair.  As the social worker rose from her seat on the low concrete wall, the girl drew back into the drainage pipe.

The social worker crossed to the pipe, moving slowly and deliberately so as not to frighten the girl. When she reached the edge of the pipe, there was almost no light remaining in the sky but she could just make out the darker outline of the little girl, crouched along one of the curved sides of the pipe, about ten feet beyond the entrance.  Speaking lowly and calmingly to the little girl, she bent her head down to climb up into the pipe.

She raised her gaze from the floor of the pipe after entering. She wondered confusedly where the little girl had gone but then the needle sharp teeth in an impossibly wide mouth fastened around her neck. All thought left her as her life flowed quickly down the throat of the thing with the scraggly mop of dark hair.

 

Other answers to the Challenge of the Sith:

Aggie with Befitting the Sin

Aewl with Nightmarish Morning

Yabu with Merced Recibida, Libertad Vendida

Guy S with A Recollection of December

Curtal Friar with One Rainy Day

Jay In Ames with an untitled submission

Lemur King with The Starkness of Being

John DuMond with Tight

David with That’s My Story and I’m Sticking to It

 

 

Yeah, I got nothin’

January 17th, 2012

More pasta nummy-ness

January 15th, 2012

Parmigiano Reggiano Fagottini in Chicken Broth

 (Quit laughin’ you hosers. It means “little purse” in Italian.)

 

Very resentful that she was not allowed in the middle of the pasta making process

 

om nom nom

A list, a list, my kingdom for a list… okay, more like my dark basement for a list.

January 13th, 2012

Reading over on Queensrules, I have been struck with the desire to list things. If you choose to join in, please do, either in the comments or on your own sites.

1. First 10 songs that come up on shuffle on your musical device of choice.

 You Called Me – Mayer Hawthorne
The Night is Still Young – Billy Joel
The Trees – Rush
Moonlight & Shadows – Artie Shaw
Higher Ground – Stevie Wonder
Abilene Rose – Marty Robbins
Slide Thing – Stevie Ray Vaughn
I Got Game – Sir Mix-a-Lot

 

 

 

 

 

Games Without Frontiers – Peter Gabriel
Don’t Let Me Cross Over – Jim Reeves

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How, in the name of all that is holy in any and all religions, is this not racist???

January 12th, 2012

Black People Meet

I swear, I thought it was a joke on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. It was late at night and they tend to have stupid and/or offensive fake commercials. No. Not a joke.

Don’t ever forget though, White People Meet would be racist. But this isn’t. It’s not like people probably can’t specify on dating site profiles the race they prefer, right? Black People Meet isn’t further promoting division of races. Totally isn’t. Totally. Because black people are in the commercial and appear to be happy about it.

Totally. Not. Racist.

Cool bookshelves

January 11th, 2012

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