I’ve been telling my guildies in Warcraft for a few years now – birds are evil.  And I do mean Ev-il as in Fru-its of the Dev-il.

I remember growing up my grandpa had some turkeys on his farm. Once, and not for long. They chased anyone they thought they could intimidate any time they could. And that included the grandkids and grandma herself. They were evil birds. As soon as they were grown enough to kill, we had turkey meat. And never did turkeys darken the farmyard again.

Via Doubleplusundead

Tags: evil birds, turkeys

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