The gentle, dulcet tones of morning
Such idiots. The sound of crinkling plastic wakes you up first. Then loud licking. And you think, “surely he’ll stop soon. How long can a cat lick a plastic bag with no flavor?” (The answer is apparently: for hours) But before you can test that thought, the second one starts in by chewing on anything cardboard. Or paper. Or anything else she can get her teeth around. And then the first idiot snorts because he’s snuffled plastic bag over his nose.
Lick, lick, chew, thump, rip, snorfle-snort, lick, lick…
So. I guess it’s time to get up.